My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
my poor anus
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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