I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
