I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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