you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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