you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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