The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
The struggles of a small town man whore
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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