the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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