We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
