i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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