I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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