similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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