whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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