obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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