I hate all girls vehemently.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Someone shit on the floor
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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