Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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