D3 body, D1 cock
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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