As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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