Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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