Where did you get a picture of my penis
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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