Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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