Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It's shark week go big or go home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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