4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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