it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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