he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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