so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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