The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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