she was so not down for the gang bang
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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