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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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