would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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