She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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