More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
If that was your dad, he is hot
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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