The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
not ubering you a puppy
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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