I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just gargled with NyQuil
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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