On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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