Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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