# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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