Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I fill condoms, not promises.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Randomize
