How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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