I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I use my feet as sexual weapons
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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