so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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