I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just google imaged poop.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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