I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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