sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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