you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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