Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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