The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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