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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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