In the future we'll all be gay
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
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I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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