she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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