at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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