The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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