you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.