I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.