so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.