Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.