Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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