didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I woke up under a house in Key West
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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