if i can run in heels then i can drive
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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