Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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